It's been a long time since scammers have contacted me with offers of unbelievable riches. At one time I had a stack of offers that probably measured three or four inches deep which I eventually threw away. I was beginning to feel neglected. Just kidding.
This is my lucky day!
I've left the messages as written sans contact information. I don't want anyone stealing my largess. Ha! Ha!
Good day to you contact me for more details about your $6,000,000 UN compensation fund and send us your WhatsApp number.
Attn: Beneficiary,
This is to inform you that the united state government authority
in collaboration with the Nigerian government and the SCAM INVESTIGATION UNIT has been alleged to monitor all transaction. I am here by instructing you to stop whatever transactions you are having in regards of your fund.
This information is reaching you because from our investigation we discovered you have been involved in a transaction with an internet fraudster. Note we have a Certified Cashier Check of $800,000 USD for compensation as a scam victim. The Central Bank Governor is compensating all the scam victims to avoid giving our country bad names.
Now contact the office of remittance department with all you information's and apply for the release/delivery of your Certified Cashier Check through the office of Mr Chimedubem Jude of Remittance Department Central Bank of Nigeria and email address (redacted) and ask him to release the Certified Cashier Check to you as the beneficiary of US $800,000.00.
All that is required from you is your current home address, full name, age, occupation, and phone number for effective communication.
Dear Friend
I am Dr Ahmed Kapadia an auditor and account officer of Late Mr.Rene Buffat a Switzerland nationalist, who used to work as a miner at Kruger gold company, a geologist by profession. Here after shall be referred to as my client. On the 21st of April 2001, my client, his wife and their only daughter were involved in a ghastly car accident along Nouvissi express Road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives.
Since then, I have made several inquiries to the Switzerland embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, in my desperate search for urgent assistance, I decided to track his last name over the foreign mission guestbook, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you. have contacted you to assist in repatriating the fund valued at USD$16.7 million left behind by my client before it gets confiscated or declared serviceable by the (AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BAN ADB) here in Ouagadougou Burkina Faso in West Africa, where this huge amount was deposited! And now the bank has issued a notice to provide the next of kin or have his account confiscated within the next twenty-one official working days.
Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 4years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased since you are a foreigner, because this money cannot be approved to a local bank account here, but can only be approved to any foreign account and foreign beneficiary because the money is in US dollars and the real owner of the account is Mr. Rene Buffat, is a foreigner too. so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Therefore, on receipt of your positive response, I will send you the full details of the transaction and we shall then discuss the sharing ratio and modalities for transfer. I have all necessary information and legal documents needed to back you up for claim. All I require from you is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through.
I promise you that this fund will be transferred into any foreigner's reliable account, which you will provide with assurance that this money will be intact pending my physical arrival in your country for sharing and investment. I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me urgently or through my direct phone number for more details. Your urgent response to this letter will be proudly appreciated.
I feel blessed that so many wish to endow me with their unwanted funds. LOL