Acronyms Are Taking Over My World

RN*, 'rents and g'rents, by studying this column carefully, U2* cn wrt a cmplt txt w/o mkng ne snse. (If your spellcheck doesn't blow up first LOL*) You may not know what you just said, but it makes us old folks sound like we're still 'hip', we're 'in the know', that we're not complete dinosaurs who are still using snail mail to communicate.

IMHO*, acronyms, AFAIC*, and the shortening of words are getting out of hand and it's really annoying to those of us over the age of 12

ṠIW* about this subject in 2016, there have been many more abbreviations added to the endless list of words PPL* have gotten too lazy to spell out. I understood it when we were restricted to 140 characters and had to be very succinct in our messages but nowadays posts on social media sites read more like hieroglyphics. If I had wanted to be a hieroglyphist, I'd have gone to college, although I doubt even someone in that field could interpret today's never ending list of shortened words that make no sense. It doesn't help that I have the memory capacity of a fruit fly which makes my CRS* even worse when it comes to attempting to decipher all the acronyms I come across on social media. By the time I've looked up what all the abbreviations mean, I've forgotten what the message was all about.

But I digress.

IS2M* just reading a post on social media requires a code book even the CIA* couldn't figure out without the help of the aforementioned 12-year-old. TBH*, based on some of the things I've read, we oldsters are better off not knowing.

Anyway, from my POV*, I think kids today are purposely acronizing everything to keep us in the dark but I'm on to them. I can RBTL*. SMH*. I know how to Google. SRSLY*, though, I've come across a list of acronyms that might be helpful (or not) to us senior citizens.

One of my least favorite is BAE* which I had been told was short for babe. Now really, how lazy can you be that you can't add the extra b? Did that save the poster a nanosecond? I took great delight in getting back at the little whippersnappers making up all these acronyms by pointing out that bae, in Danish, means excrement. One point for us oldsters. I have recently found out that BAE now stands for something else entirely. I wish they make up their darned minds and quit changing the meanings on us. We can't keep up. We have only so much room upstairs to store all this new information and I'm running out of space fast.

Here are just a few of that I came across in my diligent search (HAR*) for the meaning of whatever the heck the kids these days are talking about that might be somewhat helpful:

BRB–Be Right Back

W8–Wait

B@U–Back At You

DM–Direct Message

BBIAS–Be Back In A Sec

PITR–Parent In The Room

PBB–Parent Behind Back

POMS–Parent Over My Shoulder

KPC–Keeping Parents Clueless

PAH–Parent At Home

TNTL–Trying Not To Laugh

ADIH–Another Day In H E double hockey sticks

ZZZ–Sleeping, Bored, Tired

SSDD–Same Stuff, Different Day

TIME–Tears In My Eyes

BSAAW–Big Smile And A Wink

BWL–Bursting With Laughter

OMDB–Over My Dead Body

YGTR–You Got That Right

GMTA–Great Minds Think Alike

YNK–You Never Know

GAHOY–Get A Hold Of Yourself

GRATZ–Congratulations

AYOR–At Your Own Risk

NAGI–Not A Good Idea

ROFLMAO–Rolling On Floor Laughing My A** Off

CADET–Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try (That is SO not what that meant when we were kids. We called anyone a little goofy a Space Cadet.)

BUDWEISER–Because U Deserve Whatever Every Individual Should Ever Receive. (This is a good one although I've not seen it used.)

If you find all of this as confusing as I do, IFYP*.

And if YCU* anything I've written then all ICS is WOW.

In the meantime, DBMIB* thinking up ways to aggravate our grandkids so my 'research' wasn't a CWOT*.

RN–Right Now

U2–You Too

LOL-Laughing Out Loud (It does NOT mean Lots of Love. This one has gotten more than one grandma in trouble.)

IMHO–In My Humble Opinion

AFAIC–As Far As I'm Concerned

PPL–People

CRS–Can't Remember Squat

SIW–Since I Wrote

IS2M–It Seems To Me

CIA–Central Intelligence Agency

TBH–To Be Honest

POV–Point Of View

SMH–Shaking My Head

SRSLY–Seriously

RBTL–Read Between The Lines

YCU–You Can Understand

ICS–I Can Say

BAE–Before Anyone Else

IFYP–I Feel Your Pain

HAR–Not an acronym but a sound of laughter with a sarcastic connotation

DBMIB–Don't Bother Me, I'm Busy

CWOT–Complete Waste Of Time

'rents–Parents

g'rents–Grandparents

If any of you were able to read this without cheating, then you must be under the age of 30.

Kids kpn the 'rents in the drk 4evr.